I am now classified as a 30 year old British Spinster. Pre-Mark Darcy

I need a new plan to keep my stress levels in check. I think my cortisol levels are out of control and I'm dealing with stress in all the wrong ways and that's making matters worse. I'm not going to schedule anything for myself this weekend, I've decided. Not socially anyway. I have too much to do. I am going to spend time at the gym, I'm going to deep-clean my room which has been driving me crazy, and I'm going to purge all the crap that I simply do not need. I have errands to take care of, emails to go through, tasks that I've been putting off. I'm going to get myself completely organized and caught up, and I may need a few gym classes and a bottle of wine to pull it off (more if "drink less" wasn't on my list).

So... here's my list

Clean out closet (why do I seriously have a chair in my closet?)

Clean out drawers

Clean/organize crap under my bed (oh my gosh, i've found my "yearbook" from IB)

Clean out bureau (i've honestly been using it as a place to store all junk, and its about to bust)

VACUUM (we have a golden retriever. this is a must.)

Clean out car

Clean out trunk (at least this time it's not because one of my roommates left eggs in there for 3 weeks)

Organize bathroom cubbies (SO MANY BANDAIDS!?)

Clean out medicine cabinet

Clean out emails... (OMGSDKFJ)

Organize documents found in email attachments (OMGAKJSDKFJSD!!!!)

Clean briefcase

Apply for a better paying job

Save $3,000. at least.

Lose 30 pounds.

Stop during-the-week drinking. (So far so good...)

You're allowed to start calling me Bridget Jones.